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2019/09/20 来源:安阳信息港

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1.送花

晚餐时。。。某妈对某爸说。。。。

明天情人节。。你有啥表示没。。。

某爸笑着说。。。给你买束花。。。

某妈冷笑一声。。说。。有没有实际一点的东东。。。

某爸说。。。。那买一把韭菜花。。。即实用。。。又好看。。。。

某人在餐桌旁。。狂汗。。。。。

2. 我们还是分手吧

一头猪对另一头猪说: 别人都说我们是猪,咱们还是分手吧!

3.来自《麦兜的故事》

从前有一个小朋友,后来,他成了一个大叔。

从前有一个小朋友,他早睡晚起。后来,他死了。

森林里召开动物大会,长颈鹿,小兔子,小狗熊 都到齐了。狮子大王说:好!!现在散会!!

从前有个小朋友,她不知道该怎么过情人节。后来,她分手了。

4.情人节雷人公司的特色服务

情人节快到了男人出租。

优惠大酬宾:只限女生价格如下:

陪逛街:15元/小时3小时起10元/小时(鞋底要报销)

陪:8元/小时3小时起3元/小时(雇主请客制)

陪看电影:10元/小时3场以上8折优惠(禁止看鬼片)

陪殉情:不玩

拉手:1元/次5元/全天

拥抱:2元/次10元/全天

接吻:1 5元/次20元/全天

陪过夜:倒贴10元

非诚勿扰,谢谢合作!

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